Welcome home Josiah!

Preschool eschatology

I read a fridge magnet to Amelia: "And surely I am with you always, to
the very end of the age." (Matthew 28:20). I said to Amelia, "That
means Jesus is always with us."

Amelia, very excitedly: "Jesus can come?!?!"

Elizabeth, very seriously: "Amelia, let me tell you something. One
day Jesus is going to come down and take us all into Heaven. I think
you're talking about that."

Ok, not the best take-down of postmillenialism, but solid nonetheless.

--
Soli Deo Gloria

Elliebean the reader

Sitting at the table, spying a receipt on the table: "That says
Walmart! I read it without even knowing it said Walmart!"

Yupper. She's a-readin'.
--
Soli Deo Gloria

Funny

Dora the Explorer asked “what was your favorite part of the trip?” Amelia looked at me and said, “I don’t like trips.”