The fact that Ellie looks nothing like me as a baby probably means she'll look nothing like me when she's 9 1/2 years old.
Unfortunately, this picture is not airbrushed or distorted in any way.
I note with ironic glee that my nostrils were asymmetrical back then. Which means the fact that my nose is so crooked now isn't entirely the result of a collision with the steering wheel of my '86 Buick. Partly, to be sure. But I wasn't made with a straight nose.
Nobody but me cares about how straight my nostrils are, I gay-ron-tee.
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