So Tina and Ellie are abandoning me again next weekend. Going to Gatlinburg, TN with a bunch of rednecks...I mean, Tina's family.
...Oh, come on, why else would you choose to go to Gatlinburg? I mean, right next door is Pigeon Forge, home of the world-famous Dollywood.
For the record, I admit my own neck gets red every now and then, so I can say these things. I do watch a little NASCAR, I listen to bluegrass, I do say "y'all"...it's better'n bein' some citi-fied blue-blood east coast trust-fund baby or a citi-fied blue blood new-money left coast hippie.
Anything is better'n bein' a hippie.
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