Us, leaving on Easter

Yeah, I look like garbage because I got sick.

By the way, here's us leaving on Easter the year before. Global warming, my patootie.

Ellie praying at Eastertime

OK, she wasn't really praying. But she'd spent about four hours getting her picture taken on that rug and she really wanted to get off of it.

Sophie and Ellie

Here's Ellie one year on from last Easter

Here's Ellie last Easter.

Giff me vaht I vant...

...or zee cow gets it!

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Admit it...

You find this picture irresistible.

This fall...

All the hippest toddlers will be wearing ill-fitting purple pants and carrying alphabet balls...

More from the catwalk in Milan after these messages...

Just a cute kddo

Wow, a huge magnet made of cheese!

More harpooning fish

Hey, like my smock?

The beasts are ready to be shipped across the ocean

The next American Idol?

Post onslaught

OK, so I posted a whole buncha stuff today. Apparently Blogger doesn't like too much posting at once, so they make it difficult to post more than about 15 posts in an hour or so. So I'll quit for now and let y'all feast on the abundance of posting joy set out below this post.

More sometime soon, I hope.

My, what big teeth you have...

Oh, NO, Ellie -- LOOK OUT!!!

OK, it's kinda silly

I don't know why...

but I think this picture is kind of cute.

Apparently...

...this end of the dog is pretty funny.

All together now...

AAAWWWWW!

oddball

Here's an older picture of Ellie in her Seuss-ical outfit, with socky hands.

Not a terribly flattering picture, actually. But kinda funny.

Well...

...this picture has gorgeous color. Otherwise, I'll not comment.

(BTW, that's Alyssa on the left.)

Doo-bee doo-bee dooo...

Don't you hate when the tall guy sings before you, and you look like a midget behind the mike?

No, no...

..get the ice cream, not the waffles. The ICE CREAM!

This pretend-shopping gender-role indoctrination happens at the same place where Ellie pretend-harpooned some fish, so I guess it all balances out in the end.

Lawn care gone bad

Apparently this grainy image is captured from amateur video of a lawn mower attacking a small child. The lawn mower seems to be enjoying itself tremendously.

More on this story at 11 after the game.

Dress-up un-fun

No, I do NOT want to be a majorette!

Um...I'm not really sure

So apparently she's dressed in a smock and is harpooning fish or something.

This is at some place Tina and her friend Amanda take the girls (Ellie and Amanda's daughter Alyssa).

I guess it's a real blast. I'll take their word.