So the other day I was cutting the grass with my old-time-style push-mower when this guy comes walking down the street raising money for something.
He: Hey, I haven't seen one of those lawn mowers in a while.
Me: Yeah, I like it, it's cheap and quiet.
He: And it doesn't pollute anything!
I gave him a coupla bucks, accepted his freebie token gift (a giant Pixy Stik) and watched him walk down to the corner...
...and light up a cigarette.
Um. Yeah. Good thing I don't pollute, dude.
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