Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Oh, by the way

Tom Cruise is a bleedin' moron.

Here's a guy whose entire career is based on looking good and saying things other people have written for him, pretending to be fictional characters other people have created. So he's a perfect Scientology victim - he's used to being what other people make up and tell him to be. Why anyone asks his opinion on anything baffles the mind. He hasn't demonstrated a single bit of intellect in his entire life - why should anyone expect him to know the first thing about anything?

The topper of it all - he's the guy who divorced Nicole Kidman. I mean this dude was married to Nicole Bleedin' Kidman and decided, "Um, hello, no, she's not quite perfect...somehow...there's just got to be someone else better for me. Oh yeah, how about some chick I make a movie with? No, she's not it. There's this chick who'll join my cult. Yeah, that's what I need." (Maybe he can get commissions on her "donations.") Uh....er? After that bit of genius, should we take his advice on one single thing? And how many women are going to marry this dude?

Hollywood wonders why box office is down. Maybe it's because the real world is finally getting tired of you idiots? Tina has decided that our family will never ever ever see another Tom Cruise movie again. Ever. I also put Brad and Angelina on that list. That homewrecker. Not that I have any great feelings for Jennifer Aniston, but really.

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