Friday, September 23, 2005

By the way

Tina wants me to make it clear that everyone on Earth except for me must call the baby "Elizabeth" until y'all receive further notice...from Elizabeth. I am allowed to use a nickname, because I'm constitutionally unable to use the proper name of any of my family.

For example, Snickers is Snickadocious or Snickodemus or Snicktavious. Buddy is Bojebo or Budgie. Holly is Hillolly or Herrari (to rhyme with Ferrari).

Of course, one might make the distinction between the above-named dog & cats and an actual sweet child o' mine. However, such a person clearly hates puppies and kittens and upon his judgment you should never rely.

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